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Post by Aethyr Zalain on Aug 19, 2005 16:44:21 GMT -5
This is an excerpt from Red vs Blue when the Red teams flag is stolen. In Battle Creek/ Beaver Creek (Halo 1) lives two teams the Red and the Blue which are not the main focus of the story by the way. The dude speaking is the Red Zealot who follows the Flag as his lord and savior. Quite Funny really.
"If the flag is gone, who will lead us, who will inspire us with their shiny pole, who will flap directions to us in battle? The world as we know it is gone forever from our eyes, only to live in our memories as the days of salad and glory! Truly these are the end of times! REPENT! REPENT!"
" OH NO, IT IS THE ANTI-FLAG! "
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Post by SM on Aug 23, 2005 1:20:28 GMT -5
Halo fanboys...
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Post by Aethyr Zalain on Aug 27, 2005 10:06:10 GMT -5
Not a fan boy I just enjoy humorous web comics and web videos.
YOU = TEH ANTI-FLAG!
PREPARE TO BE STICKIED!
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Post by Elhaz on Aug 28, 2005 19:57:42 GMT -5
::Summons the Gallant, and its 3 rows of beam cannons, four pod missile launchers, six oversized vulcans/AAguns, three maser cannons, and twin dual positron cannons::
FOR THE FLAG! ::Shoots everything everywhere::
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Post by shadowhunter on Aug 28, 2005 23:43:40 GMT -5
Never!
"Master Chief, we have a problem"
"Arbiter, we have a problem"
Master Chief sends in: 10 warthogs, 10 gauss warthogs, 10 tanks, 10 pelicans, 100 units.
Arbiter sends in:10 ghosts, 10 banshee's, 10 creeps, 10 phantoms, 10 wraiths, 10 specters, 50 grunts, 50 profits, 50 brutes, 50 jackals, 50 elites
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Post by Elhaz on Aug 29, 2005 6:20:26 GMT -5
::Notes that it doesn't matter, considering the Gallant is bloody frickin' huge::
Repeat fire! Open the main guns! Lock onto and destroy all hostiles! ::Repeats the vollies, except with the Gallant's Main Guns opening fire as well::
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Post by SM on Aug 29, 2005 18:28:29 GMT -5
Oh snap... *stares at everyone* EEEEKKKKK!
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Post by Aethyr Zalain on Aug 30, 2005 17:05:46 GMT -5
You are now officially surrounded by Halo 2......................
* is hiding in a heavily fortified bunker that is being very heavily hammered by the Galant *
* yells into a radio *
STOP THE ARTILLERY STRIKE! THE ANTI-FLAG HAS FALLEN STOP THE BARRAGE YOU TRIGGER-CRAZY FOOL!
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Post by Elhaz on Aug 31, 2005 8:40:51 GMT -5
But... but... ARTILLERY IS FUN!
::Fires all guns somewhere into the black space-thingy::
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Post by Aethyr Zalain on Aug 31, 2005 19:57:31 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGH!
STOP THE ARTILLERY! THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BE BOMBARDED! AAAAAAAAH! STOP!
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